Boring Human
A D A D
Verse 1
A
I wish I was a bird
D
I’d fly through the sky
B-
Have super keen eyes
E
And an incredible dive
A E D
But I’m not, I’m just a boring
A D A D
Human
A
I wish I was a penguin
D
I’d survive in the freezing cold
B-
Look the same when I’m old
E
I would not even fly
A E D
But I’m not, I’m just a boring
A D A D
human
Chorus
B- C#- A C#-
So many amazing creatures in the world
B- C#- F#-
And I had to be born So very dull
B- C#- A C#-
I only have two legs, two arms, and one head
B- C#- F#- D E
I wish that I was born Something more interesting
A D A D
Instead
Verse 2
A
I wish I was a spider
D
I’d lay ten thousand eggs
B-
Dance with eight crazy legs
E
And my home would be a web
A E D
But I’m not, I’m just a boring
A D A D
Human
A
I wish I was a snake
D
Don’t need to learn to walk
B-
I’d hiss instead of talk
E
And my tongue would be a fork
A E D
But I’m not, I’m just a boring
A D A D
human
Chorus 2
Bridge (Ska)
A D E
I want an elephant trunk on my head
And I want a tree branch as a bed
I want to stay warm in the snow
And I want a tail that will regrow
I want to fly high in the sky
And I want to do an under water dive
I want eyes that see in the dark
And I wanna have a very loud bark
A E D
But I’m can’t, cause I’m just a boring
A D A D
Human